Anonymous asked: Advice on how to go down on my girlfriend? Like how to start it off and what to do????? Helpppp!!
That’s hard! Maybe you should invite her to your house, then you light some candles for a romantic moment and things just start to happen you know? Make things romantic on your first time!
But, please, spank her butt.
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